Well this is awkward.
We, um, we can’t find that page.
It’s probably around here somewhere though.
Almost definitely. Under a pile of print samples, or some page proofs.
If you use the search function, you should find what you’re looking for.
So, er, you can go now.
Nothing else to see here.
Please move along.
There’s really nothing else to see here.
See? Just a vast expanse of nothing.
It is quite calming though isn’t it?
Peaceful even.
But really.
You should go.
You’re, um, you’re still here?
Sigh.
Okay, well, look, we really have to go. How about you just switch everything off once you’re done doing… whatever it is exactly that you’re doing?
Goodbye now.
Cheerio.
Oh good grief.
  Have to admire your persistence though. Not many people would bother.
You’re probably hoping there’s some really funny pay off at the bottom right?